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Hello, I'm Peta Stiff, I love my exquisite gelden metal bars.

I am best known for being a financial guru.

I have one mission in life, and that is to make bitcoin obsolete one geld bar at a time.

Why hodl bitcoin when you can held geld?

Everyone knows bitcoin mining is pretend and geld mining produces real metels.

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Piotr Stiff sends the geld market into turmoil after tweeting about gelding showers. #StayStiff

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ARTISTIC DUDE

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CRYPTOCURRENCY #1 HATER

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GELD INSIDER TRADER

As much as this token is an experimental meme coin project, we are not here to fuck you over. Its about having fun.
That is why we've decided to take every possible security measure for our holders.
Measures taken include renouncing ownership, locking liquidity, and burning LP tokens.

As much as this token is an experimental meme coin project, we are not here to fuck you over. Its about having fun.

That is why we've gone through with a KYC that can be found above.

All other security measures have also been taken such as a renounced contract and burning LP tokens.
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hey, before you ape this shit, lets clear some things up. if you're taking financial tips from this website, rethink your life choices. we're not affiliated with the legend himself, peter schiff. he don't know us, yet. everything on this website is for humour purposes only, so if you was planning to invest based on this, you might want to consider an alternative strategy, like consulting an actual financial advisor, flipping a coin, or watching paint dry.